Sims 2: Ashby week 2
Mari: Good morning princess!
Jenna: Morning mommy!
Good morning! It is Monday again, the Ashbyes are just getting up, and Mari is showing her soft side.
Mari: Kiss my soft backside, oh mighty protector of trashcans.
Jenna is already a great help in the house.
Mari: I hope that is a sign that she will become a good family sim and bring me my 6 grandchildren, not like the irresponsible romance and pleasure sims who are afraid of marriage and babies.
I sense an ancient grudge here.
Mari: Well, what will happen to this neighborhood if everyone becomes a pleasure sim? Have you thought of that?
I have thought a lot about it. In fact, I have a program for rewarding sims who volunteer to have babies. They will be given Elixir of Life to compensate for the days lost to pregnancy and babyhood. Obviously males won't be compensated for pregnancy, but then again they can sire children after they are elders.
Mari: You may not be completely evil after all.
I never claimed to.
Hans, it is very nice of you to fill the hole on your neighbor's property. This is the kind of selfless behavior I want to see in this neighborhood. Even though female sims are actually able to do any kind of work a man can, it is still gallant of you.
Hans: Well, the hole was five inches from our lawn. I get really irritated looking at it all the time.
Well Mari, it seems Marcus really has a crush on you now. So when will the baby-making commence?
Mari: Don't be silly, I just wanted him to introduce me to some of his friends and have a good time.
It would seem that he may have mistaken your intentions. Anyway, he is cute, smart and reliable. You sure you don't want him?
Mari: I'm so sorry! I did not know you were going out! Honest, he never said anything!
Annie Banks: Homewrecker! Cradle robber!
If I may say something? Annie, you never told Marcus how you felt. Guys are incredibly dense about such things, especially if they are already looking at someone else. So basically you have the hots for Marcus, and Marcus has the hots for Mari. Now we only need to make Mari fall in love with someone who is in love with you, to make the love square complete.
Annie: How can he not know? I'm always with him!
Unlike me, he can't see your thoughts.
Annie: But he is everything to me!
Mari: Well, he is certainly not everything to me. But I want my babies and I'm not growing any younger!
I'll ask Marcus to invite you over and introduce you to some of his male friends. You can check them out and then get acquainted at your leisure.
Hippo birdie to you Jenna! Now that you are officially a teen, what is your aspiration in life?
Jenna: I want to bring home the bacon! Monies! Simoleons! My child will not need to grow up among unpaid bills and worn-out furniture in a living room too small to play kicky-bag in. I'm aiming for chief of staff!
I wonder how many chiefs that staff is going to have, this is the third or fourth just in this tiny stub of a road. Why don't anyone want to become a space pirate, eh? Space is very big, there is bound to be room for a lot of space pirates.
Mari: What do you mean, your child? What about my five other grandchildren?
I think this means the smexy single mother will have to take some decisive action.
Victor Jordan certainly seems to enjoy himself, and he is not the only one either. It was probably a good idea for Mari to get introduced to some of Marcus friends (while I was playing uni).
Mari: ~ I am robbing the cradle and I looove it ~
Double crush! Finally a couple that is on the same wavelength!
Victor & Mari: *lovey-dovey stare*
Meanwhile, my AngelVision reveals some autonomous activity by two teens over in the waiting line. The two young pleasure-seekers have run into each other!
Bang! It's instant love! Well, for Shelly at least. Petter seems to restrain himself to a crush for now. As well he should, since they have only 1 lb of attraction. Well well, this probably means the end of free backrubs for Darius, and the beginning of free lotsofthings for Petter. The fun part is that they did this completely on their own. No hacks, no prodding, just 100% pure natural superheated teen hormones.
Shelly: It's LOOOOVE! I hear angels singing!
Petter: I hear angels drily commenting, but I won't let that ruin the moment.
Mari: Love is such a wonderful thing, isn't it?
Hannah: ...
Talk about change of heart. Let us hope the Olsen's trash cans are safe now.
Jenna, Guitar Hero!
Jenna: What a crazy weekend. My mom comes home from her date and stumbles to bed. I have to play outside to not wake her up.
You are doing it for the skillz, right?
Jenna: Of course! You never know when you need to calm down a psychiatric patient with some beautiful music.
Well good luck with that. But now it is time for my next timejump. I look forward to seeing you again next week!