Tuesday 26 August 2008

Pic of the day: Get Donald Duck directly in your mailbox! Or perhaps not.

Spank the duck

I got this catalog in the snailmailbox today, with the exciting offer to subscribe to Donald Duck. The comic book is still popular in Norway, and has for a long time been more popular here than in his homeland. We actually did subscribe to it when I grew up, so it is not a new idea.

I also realized at first glance that if I had gotten hands on that picture when I was little, it would have allowed me to sustain hours of happy little erections. Duckporn! I was already obsessed with big round butts at the time, and having one arranged in such a way that I could play with it unhindered was my ultimate sexual fantasy. Not that I thought of it as such - to me it was just play, for the obvious reason that I was a kid and had also no knowledge of human sexuality. (I knew how the goats did it, and it didn't seem fun at all. I assumed humans did something like that when they wanted babies too, and I did not look forward to it.) It is probably different for children these days, with depictions of human sexual acts being so freely available now.

I still think round butts are great fun, although I am more gender-specific these days, not to mention species-specific! In my little world, butts are like playful friends: You can have fun with them and then life goes on. But breasts are serious business: If you so much as touch one of those, all bets are off. You are taking your life in your hands, so to speak. So I eye them warily, when I eye them at all.

Your kid's mileage may vary. Do your best, Donald!