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Freeday 27 September 2002

Screnshot The Sims

Pic of the day: No pants, no shirt, no (fan)service.

No pants weekend

This weekend I intend to spend as far as possible with no pants or underpants on. (I shall have to wear some when going outdoors.) My reason is not to excite my female readers (somehow I am not sure that would have worked anyway) or even to emulate my hero Ozy from Ozy & Millie. (The unpantitude of Donald Duck is still heatedly debated, but Ozy is confirmed within the canon. No, there is no such word as "unpantitude" in the English language, but I am all in favor of enriching that noble tongue with a few more words like that.)

No, the quite prosaic reason is that I have over the weeks gradually seen more outbreaks of red, itching patches on my skin, especially on the back of my knees, and on my inner thighs near the genitals, and while I haven't actually seen them on/in my backside, the itch is certainly there too. I've followed the advice of avoiding soap and just rinse my skin with pure water, but the patches keep itching and the skin keeps breaking as if its warranty had run out. This time I'm going to try air. After all, science and religion agree that we weren't actually created with pants on; they became necessary later. So, back to nature!

It's certainly worth a try before going to a doctor. While I'm not shy on behalf of my soul, the body is a different matter. It's one thing to mention the various body parts, but having them closely inspected and probed is another matter entirely. Not that you won't get a full report if it comes to that.

I guess we can stop here. I suspect the number of readers that are with me so far down is pretty small indeed ...


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